Stormzy “Vossi Bop” parody-Middle class Wrapper-Dad fitness advice

Stormzy “Vossi Bop” parody-Middle class Wrapper-Dad fitness advice


Daddy what are you doing? I’m doing hashtag topdadding kid squat! What if no one does it with you? I’ll just keep going but people will do it with me you wait! It’s gonna be a huge craze! It’s gonna be like fidget spinners for dads! Hmm it’s a bit murky! No time for the gym do a kid squat. I don’t mind waiting at a coffee shop. I’m a seafront officer, I’m not a cop! We’ve just had a refurb at our co-op. We’ve got enough kids so I need the chop! No toys on the table! Here comes a strop! Jumping on one leg is called a hop. You’re so obsessed with that sodding mop! When I eat Lidt balls I can’t stop! Who’s got it sussed? Let’s be honest. I stare at trees, I can’t see a forest! I’ll start next week. Dad! You promised! I tend to compulsively obsess. I can’t help but smile at my own address. Exercise! You what? Try a kid squat? Do some now? Hey Run Forrest! Don’t doubt yourself. Leave that to Thomas.Jone’s got a new car! I’m past caring. Try the Gospel of “Bobby McFerrin” End of life regret gives a big sting I’ve got a fit wife and smiley offspring. My goal, kill intrusive thoughts! Happy in flip-flops and “Grab and pull” shorts. Talking might help Just a thought? Trolls say “Men aren’t designed to talk!” Your checkmate Queen, talk to her? More to you mate than family chauffeur! I wouldn’t even know what to say to her? Emotional intelligence. She’s a connoisseur .Inner sense of calm not class-exclusive. Suffering in silence is quite self abusive. The life you hoped? Still unconclusive. No time for the gym? I do a kid squat. I don’t mind waiting at a coffee shop. I’m a seafront officer, I’m not a cop. They just did a refurb at our co-op. We’ve got lots of kids so I need the chop. No toys on the table. He comes a strop! Jumping on one leg is called a hop. Just get obsessed and reach your top! You just have to start and never stop!

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