[eggs screaming and breaking] -Whoa! What egg-actly
is going on here? [laughs] -Geez. What a terrifying
time to be an egg. -I don’t know. That big guy
doesn’t look scared. -[thick Austrian accent]:
I’m not scared. I’ll be back. -I like his optimism, but… -He’s got high eggs-pectations?
[laughs] -[sproings against fridge] Oh, yeah. Feel the burn. I’ve never felt so pumped up. -Whoa! No crack? That’s whack! -Who is this guy? -Pasta la vista, baby. [explosion] [dramatic theme plays] 999,999… One million! Agh! -Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, Arnold Horsenegger, hey! -That is not my name and why do you keep
saying “hey” so much? -Because “hay” is for
Horseneggers. [laughs] -I am not amused.
-Aw, come on. You won’t even “crack” a smile?
-You’re gonna crack nine smiles? -“Nein” is German for “no.” -Is it also German for “neigh,”
Horsenegger? [laughs] ‘Cause you’re a horse.
-Aggh. Leave me alone. -Ah, more egghead.
He can’t take a “yolk.” [laughs] -Hey, yo. Down in front.
You’re blockin’ the view. -Huh? -Yoo-hoo. Arnold.
-Over here. -Whoa. You’ve really got the ladies
egg-cited, Horsenegger. [laughs] -Yes, it is my blessing.
I am a curse. But I cannot be distracted
from my workout routine. An egg war is coming. -Huh? What’s an egg wah? -An egg war.
-Egg roll? -EGG WAR!!!
-Igloo? EGG WARRR!!!
I heard that was just a rumor. -It’s not a rumor.
-It’s not a tuber? -It’s not a tuber.
-Ooh-ooh! Is it a goober? -You must stop distracting me. There is a war coming the likes
of which you cannot fathom. -Fat one? At least
I don’t have stretch marks. -What?
[shell cracks] -[laughing]: Looks like
your gut’s about to eggs-plode. -Everyone, look. He’s hatching. -What type of an egg is he,
anyway? -No pain. No gain. -[excitedly]:
Ooh-ooh! What is it? -It’s a… it’s a… -No pain! NO GAIN! [groans, cracks] [all scream] -[robotically]:
Ha-ha-ha. Foolish food. I was sent from the future
to destroy you. -Huh? There’s no one
here called Food. -Yeah. We’re all food. -Eat seed bullets, food. [rapid gunfire, food screaming] [explosions] -I know he’s a
murderous Terminator but I just can’t help myself. -We have to fight back.
Come on. [Pear cries out] [gunfire] -Eat rainbows, scum.
Ye-he-he-hey! -[impacts wall]
Huh? -We did it.
I think we cracked him. -Hooray!!! -Wait. No. We didn’t crack him.
He’s hatching again! -What?
-Yo, guys. What hatches out
of a Terminator? Something horrifying
beyond all imagination! -Either that or a hunk-muffin. [crack!] -Peep. [all “aww”] -It’s adorable. -[demonic voice]:
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