The Time Zack Morris Put A Baby In A Gym Bag Then Lost Him

The Time Zack Morris Put A Baby In A Gym Bag Then Lost Him

♪ Zack Morris is Trash ♪ (school bell ringing) – [Narrator] Kelly’s
parents had an emergency, and she’s stuck with
her baby brother, Billy. But cheerleading yearbook
photos are first period. Slater says of course the gang will help. Zack says no thanks to that baby. But since everyone else
has academic priorities, of which Zack has none, Zack
needs to care for Billy. So Zack throws Kelly’s baby
brother in a duffle bag. Rolling around, unsecured. Shockingly, Billy does not like this. Zack tries bargaining with
the bag baby to stop crying. He says he doesn’t know much about babies, which checks out. He’s storing one in a bag. Zack orders Billy not to pee, something he’s surely
done by now, out of fear. Billy keeps crying, because he is trapped in a zippered prison, with no visibility, and limited oxygen. Zack takes credit for the loud whining. Then mimes over the wales, as Billy’s pained, ignored
outbursts fill the class. Lisa says Kelly had a major accident. Zack shows zero sympathy. – Kelly sure picked a great
time to break her arm. – [Narrator] The gang
agrees, the best thing to do is leave Billy with the nurse, or Belding. Zack’s ego shoots down both ideas, because he falsely believes
he can handle this task, that he’s clearly incapable of. Zack’s debating if he can
hide Billy in his locker, during his track picture. Slater realizes Billy, who
has been crying for hours, might need to be changed. Great, so he’s been
sliding around that bag, in his own mess. But because Zack feels a prideful need to prove he alone, can care for a baby, he is well on his way to murdering, he destroys Billy’s last diaper. Zack wraps Billy’s
unwashed, rashy, shitty ass in one of Slater’s old shirts, then fantasizes about a tiny,
blonde version of himself, who sneaks contraband into school, and sucks at sports. And grows up to be the
worst kind of college bro. Huh, that sounds about right. Zack wants to get rid of Billy, to take his track picture, because an athletic glamor shot is definitely more important
than keeping him alive. The gals warn they will be too busy in Home Ec class to watch him. Zack says that’s perfect. Maybe they can cook his
hungry baby ass a meal. Home Ec is offering an
unexpectedly convenient cover. But the magic waiter, who
also takes school photos, sure, why not, wants a class picture. They put Billy down, and signal Screech, who was sent by Zack to pick him up. But when Screech returns
Billy, that’s not Billy at all. Where is that baby? Zack reprimands Screech for
botching the baby errand he could’ve done himself. Then yells at the gals, who were clear they’d be
too busy to watch him. Zack says we need to find this baby. Yeah, no shit, and despite
all of this being his fault, blames everyone else. Kelly returns from the hospital, wanting to see her brother. Zack lies, and sends Jessie to get him from that place he is, then stalls by having
Kelly pose for a picture, while Zack points at everyone to secretly slam dozens of
lockers behind her back. The perfect plan. The gang hears Billy. Belding somehow got ahold of him. Truly a life-saving miracle. Zack lets it slip how worried he was, alerting Kelly to the fact
that he lost that child. Then covers with a very unconvincing lie, that they left Billy with Belding, to take their pictures, which is, by the way,
what they should’ve done, and they’re here to thank Belding, who has no idea what
they’re talking about. Why doesn’t he remember? Because he’s getting old, and already suffering from memory loss. Gas lighting him into believing he has the early stages of dementia. Siegfried and Polaroid shows
up to immortalize the deceit. Zack offers to carry
Billy back to Kelly’s, revealing his investment in this project was all to get into her pants. And Billy’s first word is Zack, because this egomaniac talks
about himself all day long, apparently in third person. Gross. And we never see Billy ever again. Because that baby probably
fucking killed himself. Let’s review. When Kelly needed someone
to watch her infant brother, Zack threw that baby in a duffle bag. Then ignored his
desperate cries for hours, as he repeatedly soiled
himself in darkness. And only thought of himself
when Kelly broke her arm. And let his pride get in
the way of Billy’s safety. Then when someone else had to inform him about baby diaper changes being a thing, let his ego interfere once more, wrapping Billy’s filthy
body in a sweaty shirt. And gave Billy to girls who said they were unable to keep an eye on him. Then got pissed when he went missing, all so Zack could get
a dumb yearbook photo. And lied to Kelly about
Billy’s whereabouts. And lied to Belding about having dementia. And only did any of this to get laid. Zack Morris is trash. ♪ Zack Morris is Trash ♪ (school bell ringing)

100 thoughts on “The Time Zack Morris Put A Baby In A Gym Bag Then Lost Him

  1. But was this as trash as the time he sucker punched Slater?
    You decide:

    Also, you can now own your very own TRASH shirts:

  2. I feel zack morris is trash and that goes for narrator guy who keeps saying that ppl who never came bk to the show again prolly fockn killd themselves. Like wtfk narrator dude. Stop that sh** already. You re also trash for talking that way about those who never showd up again in any other saved by some fkn bell episodes said nobody fkn ever..

  3. Did Kelly's parents really send their teenage daughter to school with a baby. Like how did they think that was going to play out? No school would just be chill with that.

  4. Notably, each one of them handed the baby to someone else, running off because they had other things to do until Zack wound up with him. So they're kind of all trash, except Kelly, whose parents put her in a strange situation.

  5. Actually you're wrong sir. We do see billy again well actually hears hear when zack threaten to kill him in the episode when he tries to get kelly to go study with him and he dumps kelly for the school nurse.

  6. its weird how little thought was put into making tv believable in the 90s or before the internet I guess you could say

  7. Wish you guys stopped saying that people killed themselves on these cause suicide ain't funny but you guys and Zack are trash for this .

  8. Lmaoooooo so far everyone that weโ€™ve seen once has killed them selves. They should have called zacks suicide hotline๐Ÿค”

  9. Itโ€™s amazing that the catch phrase for this series is โ€œ…but he/ she was never seen again, because he/ she probably fucking killed himself/ herselfโ€ lol but somehow it works

  10. I just love how every character who only appears once is never seen from again because they probably killed themselves

  11. Zack Morris saw a psychiatrist for anger management sessions but, unfortunately the therapy didn't even work so here see him at work harassing, intimidating and menacing the students within the local secondary school.
    Zack Morris is garbage

  12. Why didn't Kelly's parents hire a nanny for the day? Or any other family member who isn't in school? Surely grandma can take him not your teenage daughter whose has to focus on classes.

  13. It's hilarious all the stuff you don't notice in that show until now. It makes you think, he's one of the biggest piece of shit characters on a show like this.

  14. Its amazing how this showed off how horrible Zach and Kellyโ€™s parents were and how stupid and shallow Screech is

  15. When I was in secondary/high school, girls in the top classes would bully their classmates whose parents still gave birth to kids.

  16. no no no, i watched this episode and zack was actually really sweet this whole episode . at the end he was caring for him so much . and the top of the bag was open

  17. Rashy shity ass!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

  18. How was that even possible in the first place???? like how did a teenage girl came to school with her infant baby brother???

  19. Even when I know it's coming the: "Probably fucking killed themselves" bit makes me laugh so hard every time. ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

  20. Who the fuck gives their busy cheerleader daughter an infant child to take care of? Why the hell did Kelly not simply give the child to someone actually responsible instead of her busy and/or sociopathic friends? More people than Zack are trash in this episode.

  21. The number of yโ€™all who think it would be ok if Kelly had to stay home and miss school to take care of a baby is concerning. No. How many times would that then happen even more? Making your kid miss school to take care of your baby is fucked up and not ok. Picture day usually had a lot more learning going on and hw etc it wasnโ€™t โ€œjuSt pIcTuRe day.โ€ Itโ€™s still not an ok day to miss.

  22. 1:23 I guess nobody is gonna mention the fact that Zack went in Slaterโ€™s locker without a locker combination

  23. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃhahaha i also lost my little brother when i was 15. we went out to see the cheerleaders in independence day . i was daydreaming steering at the cheerleaders then when i turned my head he was gone .
    when i got home he was already there ๐Ÿ˜œ

  24. Why is it I can still laugh at the phrase โ€œProbably fucking killed himselfโ€ after hearing it in almost every video? ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  25. SO GLAD u stuck to the "never to be seen again cast mates" killing themselves even tho it was a baby- bravo my friend…bravo!๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿคฃ

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