Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery


-Can you see me by the way? Uh, yeah.
-Okay, good. ‘Cause I just was wondering,
’cause I under– Didn’t you just
get Lasik surgery? -I did.
How do you know that? [ Laughter ] -You got Lasik surgery,
which is a major surgery. -It i–
Yeah, but, um… [ Laughter ] I did, but I don’t —
I don’t even tell people that. -But you can see me perfect?
I just want to make sure, yeah. -No, it was great.
I really can see very well. -Do you take painkillers or
anything when you do that stuff? [ Laughter ] Well, I mean, do they give you
like laughing gas or something? -They definitely give you
some pretty hard-core pills after you…
-Yeah. -…have a laser in your eye.
What is going on? [ Laughter ] -So you’re saying —
So, post-surgery, you’re a little loopy?
You know? You have things on your eyes?
And — -What’s happening right now? [ Laughter ]
[ Drumroll ] -Your mom may or may not have
videotaped you after surgery. [ Audience “Oohs,” applause ] [ Laughter ] And she gave us the video. [ Laughter and applause ] -For the television? -Wait.
This is a world premiere. You got to check this out. [ Drumroll ]
[ Cheers ] This is Taylor Swift,
post-surgery. You were, like,
freaking out over a banana. [ Laughter ] Anyway, here’s Taylor at home
after her Lasik surgery. Video taken by her mom.
Take a look at this. This is real. -Okay, so, she found —
she found a snack. -That wasn’t the one I wanted. [ Laughter ] -Stop, you can’t cry. That’s not supposed to be
what you’re doing. -I tried to get this one. -Okay, I’m gonna
get the other one for you. Okay. -I wanted this one,
but what do we do with this now? -I’ll eat it.
I’ll eat it. It’s mine.
-But it doesn’t have a head. -Honey, it’s fine.
I don’t need a head. -Okay. I’m crying.
I’m fine. -Don’t —
You don’t want to cry. That’s not what you want to do. -Sometimes it doesn’t
go your way. [ Laughter ] -Don’t fall asleep
eating a banana, okay? -I’m not asleep. My mind is alive. -Okay. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Don’t be mad.
Don’t be mad. Don’t be mad at me.
Don’t be mad at me. I made some calls. -Oh, my God!
-I may have made some calls. -That’s on television.
-Me and your mom — [ Laughter ] You goes,
“This one doesn’t have a head. What are we gonna do with it?”
[ Laughter ] Me and your mom stayed in touch.
-Wait. She was kind enough
to drive me there but cruel enough to film it
and give it to you? [ Laughter ]
-Yes, that’s what — That’s what a good mom does.
-Ugh! -I love you, Mom! That’s what a good mom does. -I was —
You notice the — I had these goggles on,
which are really high fashion. But then they had
to tape it to my head. -Yeah, and you’re
not allowed to cry. And just — Oh.
The whole thing was so funny. -But I was crying, I think,
over a banana. [ Laughter ] -Oh, my gosh.
-Oh, my God. -Anyways, tell your mom
thanks again for that. -Oh.
-She’s the best. -You know what?
I’m gonna tell her something. [ Laughter ] -Let’s talk
“Saturday Night Live.” You’re on “SNL.” You’re great
on “Saturday Night Live.” And you’re good at live. Last time I saw you was
at the “Time 100” — -I’m sorry. I can’t think
about anything else. [ Laughter ]
I had like — -Dude, it’s my favorite. We watched it in the office
like 20 times today. I’m like, “Oh, my God.”
[ Laughter ] “This is not real. I can’t
believe we have this footage.” You’re like, going like,
“But this is the wrong one. I wanted the other one.” You’re like, “What do we do
with this banana?” And she’s like,
“We’ll take care of it.” You go,
“But this doesn’t have a –” -“But its head is gone!”
[ Laughter ] -“It doesn’t have a head.”
Oh, my gosh. It just was so cute.
It made me laugh. -Well, okay.
So, I was at a party, like, a couple months ago,
and I had like 2 1/2 mojitos. And then the next day, drunk — #DrunkTaylor was like
number-one trending on Twitter. -Yeah, I saw that. [ Cheers and applause ] -Because, you know,
I go, like, from zero to legitimately thinking I’m
a wizard within like two drinks. [ Laughter ] -“I’m a wizard.” Yeah.
-Like, really thinking like — -You were fun, though. You were dancing around doing —
you’re dancing — -Yeah, but thinking about
the fact that that went as far as it did, and then
we’ve got this happening… [ Laughter ] -This would be — This is Lasik.
-…that you’ve done this now. -This is Lasik lover.
#LasikLover. [ Laughter ] #LasikLover.
Um, “SNL” — -I can’t even be mad. I’m just impressed
that you infiltrated my family. [ Laughter ] I don’t even know
how you did that. Nobody has my mom’s number.
Like, how did — -Yeah, I asked
for your mom’s number. But, yeah,
we’ve been friends for years. -Oh, well, you know,
news to me. This is great.
[ Laughter ] -What — What songs
are you doing on “SNL”? Can you say?
Have you said? -Yeah, I’m fine with saying.
-You can? -I mean, I’ll tell —
Well, you know, we gotta be a little cryptic,
just ’cause it’s fun. But I’ll probably do “Lover.”
-Want to point at them? Ooh.
-I’ll do “Lover,” but in a way that I haven’t performed it
before, which — [ Cheers and applause ] And then I’m gonna do a song
that I have never performed before at all, live.
-Wow. -So…
-That’s a scoop! I’ll take that scoop. Taylor Swift, everybody.

100 thoughts on “Taylor Swift Reacts to Embarrassing Footage of Herself After Laser Eye Surgery

  1. SHE SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED, AND ASHAMED OF HERSELF FOR SUPPORTING A DEMOCRATIC CORRUPT PARTY THAT KILLS BABIES IN THEIR LAST TERM. ABORTION IS MURDER TAYLOR. AND DISRESPECTS OUR FLAG, VETERANS AND COUNTRY.WANTS TO LEAVE US DEFENSELESS WANTS TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREE SPEECH. WANTS TO LET ILLEGAL ALIENS IN OUR COUNTRY TO RAPE, MURDER OUR CITIZENS. YEA! TAYLOR YOU SHOULD BE EMBARRASSED.

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  3. According to my brother Taylor is one of the most beautiful lady in Hollywood industry
    And i agree 😌❀️

  4. If I was Taylor I would be really mad at my mom πŸ™ I would feel like I couldn't even trust my own family with my private life πŸ™

  5. This is the cutest video I've see of a celebrity πŸ˜‚β˜ΊοΈ she's like a grown woman yet so cute like a child. I kept watching this over and over

  6. Is it scary just for me that he could get this video and even publish it in live tv?
    I would be furious if someone does this to me

  7. I'd follow his statement with an "im sorry taylor" because she seemed upset about that gettting all over the internet

  8. I got lasik a few years ago and did not need any drugs whatsoever after. I'm confused why she needed to be drugged up.

  9. There is no way her mom did this without getting approval of Taylor’s management team. And I’m pretty sure Taylor was well aware of it as well. Just enhances her girl next door image. Totally staged.

  10. I used to watch Jimmy Fallon a few times a week. I never watch him anymore though because of how he caved to pressure from the left and started trashing the man I voted for. I used to like him because he tried to laugh at everyone and make them feel good. But now he spends his time making fun of a guy I voted for and it’s disrespectful towards a lot of Americans on the right side. It’s a shame

  11. This woman! She’s has a hilarious outlook and I’m now clearly aware why she has such a loyal fan base. A true entertainer while so classy with a nerdy vibe. Have a lot to catch up on…

  12. i think taylor was deep down mad that she couldnt even have basic privacy. she tried to keep her surgery private and it still got out

  13. YEP…… THIS WAS STUPID AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE…….. HOPE TAYLOR SWIFT & JIMMY FALLON DIE A LONG SLOW PAINFUL DEATH WITH CANCER

  14. Synopsis:
    Taylor Swift tells her mom to record what she says after laser eye surgery. She then tells Jimmy Fallon to pretend like he got it from her mom, and she doesn't know he is about to show it. He shows it. It isn't funny. They pretend like it is hilarious. She pretends that she is surprised.

    There. Saved you 5 minutes.

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