Krusty Gets Busted Again

Krusty Gets Busted Again

Hello? Mrs. Simpson? I’m sorry to inform you that Krusty will once again not be joining Bart for dinner. Oh dear, this is the fifth time he’s cancelled. How can he hurt someone who loves him so. I’ve wasted my womanhood asking that same question. Now what do we say when we get to the […]

Pillar to Press Up

Pillar to Press Up

Everybody stay standing. George, give me a pillar. So elbows underneath your shoulders, hands in line with your elbows, and push your hips. Tight butt cheeks, and now turn your knees in, so driving his heels out. This is a pretty good pillar position. Neutral. See he’s active at–don’t let me take that away– active […]

AFN Osan – Gym Begins Unmanned Access

AFN Osan – Gym Begins Unmanned Access

THE FITNESS CENTER IMPLEMENTS AN UNMANNED ACCESS SYSTEM AT OSAN AIR BASE. THIS MEANS THAT PEOPLE CAN CONTINUE TO USE THE GYM AFTER NORMAL OPERATING HOURS. STAFF SERGEANT KEY-OTTA TOLL-BERT TELLS US HOW TO GAIN ACCESS. THE REGISTRATION PROCESS, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS JUST COME IN, ASK A FRONT-DESK STAFF MEMBER TO HELP […]