Hello? Mrs. Simpson? I’m sorry to inform you that Krusty will once again not be joining Bart for dinner. Oh dear, this is the fifth time he’s cancelled. How can he hurt someone who loves him so. I’ve wasted my womanhood asking that same question. Now what do we say when we get to the ticket booth? We’re under six. And I’m a college student hehe. Kids, I have some bad news. Krusty isn’t coming to dinner again. Oh man… Oh… Oh… Dear Krusty. This is Bart Simpson. Krusty buddy number 13602. Respectfully returning his badge. Oh.. Don’t worry. Daddy’ll fix it. Why oh why? Delilah? Brrr… [Humming] Time to make 50 bucks. [Humming] And now to help introduce our fantastic new burger, Krusty the Clown! Why you little! Stop! Stop! He’s already dead! [Struggling] Krusty the Clown everybody. And big red hair that came out to, yeah, yeah like that. Well it is simple charcoal rendering, but is this the man? Yeah. Earlier this evening, the Springfield SWAT team apprehended the TV clown… …who appears on a rival station opposite our own Emmy award winning Hobo Hank. Wow dad. Homer, can I get you a beer? No, I want to get him a beer! Kids, kids, kids, you can each get me a beer. Artists sit in jail on a lifetime hitch, the only way out is to become a prison snitch. Oh why did I sing that out loud?